Archive for April, 2010

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Happy St. George’s Day, you racist

Today is St. George’s Day, and as a proud Brit, I’m celebrating – quietly, of course. I wouldn’t want to be accused of being a racist, or scum, or a BNP supporter just for flying The Cross of St. George…

Unfortunately, that’s very likely to happen thanks to the hatred cultivated by Labour towards anyone who dares to be British and White and proud about it, or speak out about unlimited immigration without seeing the “benefits” it brings us.

Still, soon I hope we will be shot of this truly awful, incompetent Labour government and have a strong Conservative government that can start repairing the huge damage done by Labour to this once-great Britain.

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Ong Bak 3 trailer

Here’s a Thai trailer for the last part (perhaps) in Tony Jaa’s phenomenal Ong Bak series. Tien (Tony Jaa) has the absolute crap kicked out of him at the end of Ong Bak 2, and is more than likely dead, leading to a very odd “clap if you believe in fairies” ending. Glad to see being mummified in elephant poop has brought him back, with more ass-kicking and elbows than ever.

I’ll be buying this as soon as it’s out :D

Yes, I know it’s in Thai, with no subtitles, but… look! ELBOWS!!!!

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New Undisputed 3 trailer

This film has recently picked up a favourable review at Action Fest, and a couple of honorary awards at the same, including Best Director for Isaac Florentine and Best Fight Choreography for Larnell Stovall.

Scott Adkins plays Boyka, the antagonist from the previous film, becoming the protagonist here, fighting for his freedom (he hopes). The film boasts quite a roster of fighters, including Lateef Crowder (soon to be seen in the Tekken film), and Marko Zorar as the end boss fight.

I was going to see the film anyway, but this impressive trailer only cements that decision.

Looks good! Incidentally, the trailer comes from the Scott Adkins Fanz forum, head on over and take a look.

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Planes landing again = 1/2 hour news?!?!

Can’t believe Sky have just reported, as breaking news, a plane landing – on a runway, no less. Yes, I know it’s a big deal in some respects, but geez, there are other things going on in the world, er, like the General Election…

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Kick-Ass review – 9.5/10

A rare trip to the cinema afforded me the chance to see Kick-Ass, a film which I had been looking forward to since I first heard about it – it didn’t disappoint :D

Matthew Vaughn directed the film, adapted from Mark Millar’s comic book by himself and his writing partner Jayne Goldman (Mrs. Jonathan Ross) as it was being written. In fact, the film was actually finished before the comic book, as Matthew Vaughn said on a little Film4 info programme.

To the film: Dave (played excellently by Aaron Johnson) decides to become a superhero, despite not having any super powers, no dead mother to avenge, no special training (“unlike Batman”). He gets a suit, gets a name (the titular Kick-Ass), practices for a bit and gets seriously hurt on his first outing. Six months later, he’s all healed with lots of plates in him (“Like Wolverine!”) and handy nerve damage, so he doesn’t really feel pain much any more.

A series of events transpire to place him in serious harm’s way, and he is suddenly rescued by Hit Girl and Big Daddy, played respectively in a break-through role for Chloe Moretz and a career-reviving role for Nicholas Cage who is brilliant in the role. Then, frankly. all Hell breaks loose as Kick-Ass is dragged into Big Daddy’s and Hit Girl’s revenge against a mobster (Mark Strong in another, er, strong role) for past transgressions.

I am being deliberately vague in this review as the film really needs to be seen with as little knowledge beforehand, although there are some comic book in-jokes to be found. I was going to write that there are a few other story lines going on, but apart from some father-son angst, there isn’t – it’s a tightly-focused story.

Things happen in the film that I don’t think need to have happened, but fit the story. There is no “oh, come on” moment at all in the film – well, maybe one, but it’s easily forgiveable. Add to that the humour (and not even dark humour, the film itself isn’t dark), very strong characters, great acting, and Kick-Ass comes out as a must-see.

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The Expendables Trailer

Here’s the trailer for Stallone’s homage to the 80s action flicks that, er, he actually starred in, meaning he’s in pretty good shape for a 63 year old :)

There are so many stars in here, it’s dizzying: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crewes, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts, a couple of people who I vaguely recognise in cameos, etc… The trailer certainly does its job, I’m looking forward to seeing it, a good mix of action, adventure, fights, and a sly modern-day take on what could once be called cheesy lines :)