So, there I was, transporting my wife and son up to the East Midlands Outlet for a last-minute bit of Christmas shopping. It was quite foggy, foggy enough to warrant having the ol’ fog lights on. Suddenly, I get flashed by the car behind me, for no good reason. The guy then moves from flashing to just driving with his full beam on, still behind me (it was a single carriageway).
After a while, I get a bit annoyed and flip him the bird, only to be shouted at by my good lady wife. A few minutes later, after this plum is still behind me with his full beam on, my good lady wife is ready to take a picture of this berk. I brake (safely) and let him overtake, and he – wait for it – flashes his fog light on and off! I KNOW MY FOG LIGHT IS ON – IT’S FOGGY!
The guy continues on his way, merrily flashing all drivers who have their fog lights on, even though it was foggy, gahhh…
Ah well, I’m sure someone else will punch his clock for him… If you get flashed by a Volvo, reg OY04 WKA, tell him I said hi 
